Musings: Twelve Noah's Ark Truths

Found this in Parminder Summon's book Christian Miscellany and it made me giggle so thought I would share - Twelve Noah's Ark Truths that we should all take on board!!

1. Don't miss the boat
2. Try to remember that we're all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something really big.
5. Don't listen to critics, just go on with what has to be done.
6. Build your future on high ground.
7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8. Two heads are better than one.
9. Speed isn't always an advantage; after all, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
10. When you're stressed, try floating awhile.
11. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs; it was the Titanic that was built by professionals!
12. No matter what the difficulty, trust in the Almighty; there';; be a rainbow at the end of the storm.

Anon