Notices can be funny, when there are misspelt words etc. Here are some funny ones found in Parminder Summon's book 'Christian Miscellany':
Worm welcome to all who have come today
Don't miss this Sunday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts
We have received word of the sudden passing of the Reverend Smith this morning during the worship service. Not let's sing 'Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow'
Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch
If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a cheque and drip in the collection basket
Applications are now being accepted for two-year-old nursery workers
We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around and church building and the rector.
Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight
Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer
Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep
Thank you dead friends
Diane and Don request your presents at their wedding
Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter
Bless the Lord, O my soul and forget all his benefits
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