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Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons - come hear one!
God so loved the world that e did not send a committee.
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.
Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily.
How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Nonsmoking?
Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives.
It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
If you're headed in the wrong direction. God allows U-turns.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
In the dark? Follow the Son.
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
If you can't sleep, don't count sheep - talk to the Shepherd.
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