Today I found another cool
writing prompt which was inspired by Shakespearean insults - Shakespeare’s
insults, put downs and cussing were second to none, and with his insults
Shakespeare was most certainly a master of his trade! Some of his insults were:
·
Shakespeare Insult 1 – The Two Gentlemen of
Verona
o
“Thou subtle, perjur’d, false, disloyal man!”
·
Shakespeare Insult 2 – As You Like It
o
“Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous.”
·
Shakespeare Insult 3 – The Tempest
o
“Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of
thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.”
·
Shakespeare Insult 4 – Measure For Measure
o
“Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward.”
Anyway the prompt was to write
down 20 of the most scathing insults you can come up with – but I decided to do
ones which aren’t too bad and some that were from playground times:
1. Your
face looks like a wet weekend!
2. I’ve
seen decomposed bodies that were prettier than you!
3. You
keep talking and I’ll keep shovelling!
4. My
ma’s your da!
5. Are
you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
6. Whatever
Minger, McDonald’s Worker!!
7. You’re
dead from the neck up!
8. Munter
9. Bite
me!
10. You
make a better door than a window!
11. You
may be a pain but your not a pane of glass!
12. You
are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
13. I
wouldn’t touch you with a barge pole!
14. Even
if you were the last person on earth I wouldn’t go out with you
15. Pizza
face!
16. Your
dad is the milkman!
17. I
don’t care what people say about you, I think you are cool!
18. I
don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
19. It's
better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove
it.
20. You
belong in the zoo!
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