We dare you to write a shouting match between two characters who are
filming a low-budget television show
“For goodness sake can get
nothing right?
“Do you ever stop complaining?”
“Only when you aren't annoying me”
“I don’t know what your problem
is anyway, it’s not as if we are making a Hollywood Blockbuster, it’s just some
low budget TV show for Channel 5”
“Speak like that again and this
may be your last job in the world of television”
“Why are you always shouting at
me?”
“Because you are always getting things
wrong and deserve to be shouted at”
“NO I DO NOT”
“YES YOU DO, look at that cable,
you can’t even lay it straight on the ground, and you have managed to get it
tangled, how can that happen?”
“I haven’t finished working on it”
“WHAT? WHY? HOW? You have been on
it for half an hour now, are you creating the Mona Lisa with it, or something?”
“You think you are so smart don’t
you?”
“Well, I am smarter than you”
“No you are not”
“Yes I am”
“How do you reckon that?”
“Well I am the director of this
movie and you are just the gaffer boy and now YOU ARE FIRED”
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