Resumes of Apostles
To: Jesus, Son of Joseph
Woodcrafter’s Carpenter Shop
Nazareth 25922
Woodcrafter’s Carpenter Shop
Nazareth 25922
From: Jordan Management Consultants
Dear Sir:
Thank you for submitting the resumes of the twelve men you
have picked for managerial positions in your new organization. All of them have
now taken our battery of tests; and we have not only run the results through
our computer, but also arranged personal interviews for each of them with our
psychologist and vocational aptitude consultant.
The profiles of all tests are included, and you will want to
study each of them carefully.
As part of our service, we make some general comments for
your guidance, much as an auditor will include some general statements. This is
given as a result of staff consultation, and comes without any additional fee.
It is the staff opinion that most of your nominees are
lacking in background, education and vocational aptitude for the type of
enterprise you are undertaking. They do not have the team concept. We would
recommend that you continue your search for persons of experience in managerial
ability and proven capability.
Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of
temper. Andrew has absolutely no qualities of leadership. The two brothers,
James and John, the sons of Zebedee, place personal interest above company
loyalty. Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that would tend to
undermine morale. We feel that it is our duty to tell you that Matthew had been
blacklisted by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau; James, the son of
Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus definitely have radical leanings, and they both
registered a high score on the manic-depressive scale.
One of the candidates, however, shows great potential. He is
a man of ability and resourcefulness, meets people well, has a keen business
mind, and has contacts in high places. He is highly motivated, ambitious, and
responsible. We recommend Judas Iscariot as your controller and right-hand man.
All of the other profiles are self-explanatory.#
We wish you every success in your new venture.
Sincerely,
Jordan Management Consultants
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